Bangla Jokes Sms
1din class e sobaike tar nij nij premik/premikar name likhte bola holo.
chelera 1munite er agei sobai tar premikar name likhlo.
ar meyera 5 munites por o bolche sir extra page please!...
((~_~)) Tor bou amer kace.oke mukto korate chaile akhon e ai numbere 100 taka patha.
lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA
Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche.emon shomoy 1ta loker kotha shona gelo.lokti bolche,"extra page please."
Bangla Jokes Sms
1day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho bole chana tomar!??
Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy? Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.
1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai".
Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.
RAVAN: Cigaret Aache? HANUMAN: Na nei.! RAM: Kintu 1packet j chilo? HANUMAN: Chup Korun Probhu. O salar 10ta Matha. 0k Dite Gale Puro Packet tai Furiye Jabe.
Bangla Jokes Sms
Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika;(abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!
Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !!
Korta; kalke apnake bole gelam calling bell ta sharate amar barite jete, gelen na keno? Mistri; gie silam, kintu bell tipe kono shara shobdo na peye chole ashechi!!
Daktar; jemon khete bole silam shob khaccen to? Rugi; ceshta korsi, kintu shob khete parchi na ! Daktar; bolesi na, ak bosorer shishu ja khay tai khaben? Rugi; pere uthsi na to ! Daktar; ki ki khaccen? Rugi; mati, jutar fita, kagoj, ittadi...!!
Bus er helper ghumonto jatrir kase gie vara cheye bollo: æi je chacha kutha theke uthechen? Jatri;{chuk dolte dolte} ghum theke!!!
Bangla Jokes Sms
Girl: Tumi amay kotota valobaso? Boy: Sahajahaner moto. Girl: Tobe tajmahal banaccho na keno? Boy:"JOMI" kena hoye geche akhon sudhu tomar "MORAR OPEKKHA"
Ondhokar rastay dujon sintaikari ashe pothocarike bollo; vai akta shiki dhar diben, tin minit er jonno? Pothocari; keno, shiki die ki korbe? Sintaikari; amra toss kore dekhbo apnar mobile, taka, ghori, ke nebe!!!
Karim:Boloto kara ahammok & hadaram? Rahim:Kara ? Karim: Jara funsky.tk site e regular ashe na tara ! Rahim: R jara wapmaster kinto funsky.tk k partner banai na tarai toh ! Karim: hm !
Ak ta log khub dukkhe chilo! Tar ek bondhu take jiggasa korlo tention a cho dekhchi, logta- akta bondhu ke plastic surgaryr jonno 2lakhs taka diyechilam sala take akhon ar chintei parchi na.
Kreta; ai je bhai dim gula kar? Bikreta; amar! Kreta; apnar? Tahole ar kena holo na, vebesilam murgir!!
Bangla Jokes Sms
Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache. Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe? Mi-cro-soft !@!!!:)