Bollywood Jokes Sms
Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh
men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?
Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..
A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u
MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na
Nam:Don Bhai:Munnabhai Pata:36ChinaTown Thikana:ChandniBar Guru:Blufmaster Dushman:Sarkar Khun:Ab tak 56 SMS BHEJ WARNA 57 ho jaiega
If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai
What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.
Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!
Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs. Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajji:Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga
An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home
Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur Do Ladke Uske Saath, Kya Hua Hoga
Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum
gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.
Advise Rani Mukharji to use whisper choice. She said mein woh b use kar chuki hoon phir bhi.... Laga chundri mein daag!
Dard jitna saha jaye utna sehna. Jo baat dil ko lag jaye kabhi na hehna. Milte hai dunya mein hum jayese kam. Isliye kabhi Kabhi aalvida na kehna
Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Mera sms na hoga kam. Kabhi alvida na kehna. Sms karte rehna. Dhoom mera sms padh k jhoom. Phir hera pheri. Ab karne ki teri bari.
India ki shan Shahrukh khan. India ki aan Salman Khan. India ki jaan Aamir Khan. India ka maan Farden Khan. Indian smman all of KHAN
Mere phone k intezar to 11 mulkon ke doston ko he. Lekin ek baat samjho k mera phone ana mushkil hi ni namumkin hai. Sorry kyon ki mere sirf msg free hai