Hindi Funny Jokes Sms
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him:What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi.
Why did HARBHAJAN slap Srisanth..?Aftr d match he asked Bhajji 'Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT KYU KHATE HAIN?'Bhajji slapped & said 'DUBARA MAT POOCHHNA'
Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge" Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??
"Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha"
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
How do you convert a BUS into a female ?? SANT Come late to the bus stop..BUS MISS ho Jaayegi.
Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him:What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.
indian- i have 4 sister n 3 brothers what abt u? American-i hav no sis or no bro but i hav 4 moms frm 1st dad n 5 dads frm my 1st mom
Boy- From the day I m ur friend, I m not able to eat, drink or smoke.Girl- how sweet, so u r madly in LOVE with me..! Boy- SHUT UP..!!, U made my pocket empty.
Sir:Bijli Kaha Se Aati Hai?Banta: Mama K Ghar Se.Sir:Wo Kaise? Bnta: KyuKi Jab B Bijli Jati Hai Papa Kahte Hai Saalo Ne fir kaat di!
Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SalesMan:PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na
Hindi teacher asks:Kaal Kitne prakaar K hote hain?SANTA answers:Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal &dfamous "Miss Kaal"
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein teri asal maarta hu…
Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge
Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do. Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya
Majnu ko laila ka msg nahi aaya, majnu ne 3 din khana nahi khaya. Majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar me, laila baithi hai msg free hone ke intejaar me...!!!
Sardar 1: mene apne bete ka naam america rakha hai.Sardar 2: kyu?Sardar 1: me duniya ko batana chahta hu ki me america ka baap hu...
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek hi to cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paar, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye...!!