Insult Sms
do you want to go to USA Here's a chance for you Mr Obama is waiting for you to be in white house Get ready Because . . . . He's in search of a dog for his daughter!
two devils came in to my dreams. they said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. they said we can't disturb our boss.
¤¤¤,¤¤¤. 4 U ¤. .¤ "¤..¤" It's not a heart,it's my old underwear which i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask before throwing,"do you want it?
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'
I just feel u.... Whenever I feel u.... I just miss u ..... Whenever i miss u .... I just wanna See u .... Do u know why....... It's juts because ............ ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can't send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . . "You are so beautiful"
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
Love + Ship = Titanic. Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park Arnold+ Gun = Terminator You + Your Smile = The mummy Returns..
Do u remember ur childhood? When u wen 2 a doll shop, stood infront of a doll n askd uncle! How much is that monkey doll shpkper replied that is a mirror my child -)
From Moon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. for me, you have always been a headache
U r 70% sweet. U r 85% smart. U r 75% lover. U r 90% lucky. U r 100% good. So totally (70+85+75+90+100)=420. It means u r 420. I like 420
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST...
Tipz To Beat Summer 1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water 2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside 3-Eat Vgetables But Most Important 4-Msg Me Daily Bcz Im so COOL.
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.
If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS Thats humanity)
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:welcome 2 da jungle network,da monkey u r trying 2 call is on tree.plz try later..
Ive been arrested 4 being the ugliest person, Can u come here n show them its a mistake?